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Mark Curry talks about how a man really never knows whether a woman likes to be spanked at first or not. So he spanks….and looks. Watching this skit makes me think of my own early spanking experiences.

When I first decided to experiment with spanking during sex, I believe I was 19 years old. I was still with the same girl I had lost my virginity to, and our sex was amazing. As most things go in my life, I wondered how it felt to stop being so nice in bed.

So, in what I analyzed to be the peak of passion, I raised my right hand with a wide open palm and spanked her glistening rump in perfect rhythm with my Doggystyle thrusts. She arched in pain and I squeezed the impact area to increase the burn while dulling the sting. This was the beginning of a beautiful new world.

She begged me to continue, and we explored a whole new vista of climax experiences together. Ah the wonderful world of erotic spanking.

Household Affairs

Studio: Spanked at Home

Running Time: 08.58 minutes

The kitchen is a shambles; dirty dishes are all over the counter tops, while the sink is overflowing with even more dirty crockery. Left over food has been allowed to rot – causing a serious health hazard.

In the bathroom, the washing basket is bulging with unwashed clothes. Kathy should have been doing her chores – but obviously had neglected them.

She's still in bed

It is time she is taught a lesson with a good old fashioned otk spanking.

She is in bed fast asleep, when she has a very rude awakening.

Still rubbing the sleep from her eyes and trying to get her brain in gear, she finds herself lying over his knee.

He uses the back of a hairbrush on top of her pyjama trousers. Apart from moaning and occasionally crying out, she just lies there – no wriggling about or kicking of her legs. Even when her trousers have been pulled down to her ankles and her reddened bottom can be seen glowing through her panties, she still has no fight in her.

Down come her panties and her bare bottom is revealed – showing a very sore looking red bottom. Wielding the hairbrush, when his right arm tires, he changes over to using his left arm.

Over his knee the spanking starts

Finally, he tells her to bend over the bed and he canes her bare bottom.

Then comes the cane

Getting redressed she heads for the kitchen to start the clean up.

Hidden Secrets

Starring Simone and Michael

Studio: Girls Boarding School

Running Time of Movie: 08.18 minutes

Michael is looking for Simone, but she’s not in her room. He sees something sticking out from under her bed; he discovers four empty beer cans.

Finding some paper and a pen, he writes a note for Simone.

He writes a note

When she returns to her room, she sees the note from Michael and reads it.

As requested in the note, Michael finds her lying face down on her bed, she has no clothes on. Under her tummy she has a rolled up duvet – this puts her bottom in an ideal position for a paddling.

she gets ready for her punishment

Michael tells her that drinking alcohol is forbidden at Girls Boarding School and he’s disgusted with her.

Michael paddles her

Using a large wooden paddle he brings it down on her upturned bottom several times and she pleads with him to not hit her so hard. He tells her he’s hitting her as hard as is appropriate for her misdemeanour.

She kneels on the table

At the end of the spanking, she has to kneel on a low table that’s in front of the window. With her hands on her head, anybody passing the window can see her and how she has been punished.

She is really humiliated when one of the girls passing by sees her and stands there pulling faces at her.

She is on display

But, will the paddling and humiliation mean she won’t drink alcohol again?

Resolved By Corporal Punishment 9

No one wants to go to court. No one wants to end up with a judgment against them, and/or a court record.

We locate and investigate cases that have been filed, or are about to be filed in Concilliation Courts, involving girls over the age of 18. Then we go into action.

1. We contact the girl and explain that we will completely satisfy the plaintiff’s claim against her.

2. We guarantee that we will arrange to have the case against her dismissed, with no record of the girl’s involvement if she will agree to one condition: she must visit Raven Hill and submit to corporal punishment in the form of three authentic, bare bottom spankings, to pay for her misdeeds.

Legal binding documents are signed between all parties and the spankings are carried out. Each episode of Resolved By Corporal Punishment is videotaped and the resulting footage is then made available to our fine spanking-interested friends, who, in most cases, agree that spankings just may be the most effective way to curb a young girl’s penchant for getting herself into trouble.

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Blonde Spanking

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Title: Blonde Spanking
Running Time: 30.25 minutes
Studio: Scorched

Now to tell you the truth Dear Reader I am more or less obsessed with spanking those ladies with red hair. You see there is something about our firecrotches that burns in your humble Brushstrokes loins. But that is not to say I don’t enjoy putting a bleach blonde bimbo over my knee on occasion and our next movie does just that. A nice bit of F/f spanking from scorched by the name of Blonde Spanking.

Like many of our tales we begin with our hardworking boss who is quite spankable herself. Being a non-native of this country she violates the first rule of hiring secretaries. Do not hire platinum blondes with bodies that kill if you want someone competent rather than nice to look at. Quickly we learn that our boss woman is quite unhappy with her secretary though given the fact that she is in a micro skirt and quite revealing top it would be hard to understand why. But alas our buck some blonde is in for a bit of spanking.

Our little boss lady really hauls off and belts our blonde. I mean quite hard, even when the jean skirt that protects her incredible ass comes up boss lady really spanks her hard over the desk. The spanking however is intermittent since they stop for a little light lesbian touching which indeed is quite hot.

Now HR cannot be pleased with boss lady’s attraction to this young blonde and the copious amounts of rubbing she does to her naked body. But fear not Dear Reader for she is indeed not finished with this naughty secretary and with an ass like this why not indeed show it off, perhaps by making her get on all fours on the desk for the next round of bottom beating.

Now the one thing I keep saying here and on my blog The Spanking Spot is that those producers entering into the spanking niche have to learn that more is not always better. That is not to say that more spanking is not better (it is) but instead I speak of the number of positions. Pick at the most 3 in a 30 minute move and stick with them. Spanking folk have a myriad of positions they like as diverse as an HR sensitivity training class. You simply cannot make everyone happy all the time. The best you can do is concentrate on the spanking.

That being said our blond girl is put up against the wall and smacked hard a number of times with her hair firmly in the grasp of the boss lady. This of course doesn’t last long since she is then put on the floor and spanked with a heavy strap that looks like it came out of a science fiction movie.

Now our bosslady is a tough little chick, I am actually impressed how hard she spanks. Her blows upon our beautiful blondes ass are almost as strong as her tiny little body can make them. Hard enough mind you that your humble narrator would not enjoy being spanked by such a woman.

After a few more positions and a bit of softcore lesbian domination our poor blonde is getting bruised and sore. For a grand finale our blonde gets put over the boss lady’s knee and spanked quite soundly in my favorite position OTK style. Though another suggestion to our budding spanking producers, make sure that the bottom is on your spanking hand side. A cross body spanking is indeed not as effective and to tell you the truth looks rather silly.

So indeed did I enjoy the movie. Well I would characterize this movie as a femdom/spanking hybrid. Nothing indeed wrong with it. The spanking is quite hard and the girl getting spanked is quite hot. Not really my cup of tea but that is simply a personal preference Dear Reader. There are indeed plenty of spanking movies out there that had high production values and some good spanking that didn’t peak my interest. But simply because it is not my “brand” of spanking does not mean that the movie was not indeed good. This also fits in this group of otherwise excellent spanking movies. Personally I feel if you are into F/f spanking even without the femdom part of it this is quite a worthwhile movie.

3 Stars

~Brushstrokes




















Rough Cutz: Ariel — Michael Kahn Productions

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Title: Rough Cutz – Ariel
Studio: Michael Khan Productions

I’m a firm believer in free market capitalism. I believe in the right of people to buy and sell the fruits of their labors at whatever price the market allows. I believe that women in the adult sex industry are empowered professionals, not exploited victims. I believe they make the voluntary choice to use the skills and gifts God gave them to earn a living in our free enterprise system. I believe they are providing a service to the general public no less important than say, the services of a plumber or a jazz pianist.

That said, the notion of a powerless young woman forced against her will into acts of sexual degradation can be a powerful erotic fantasy. And that fantasy is at the heart of this video.

Make no mistake — Ariel Summers, the star of this movie, is a sex trade pro. She’s a free and willing entrepreneur who benefits from her decision to be in the business. But the premise of the movie is that she’s a beginner dealing with a much more seasoned professional, and on the way to what could be a lucrative and fulfilling career, she’ll pay her dues like anyone else.

So go ahead, check out this movie. Sit back, indulge your fantasies, and enjoy watching a movie about a very attractive young woman breaking in and paying her dues.

We first meet Ariel sitting on a couch in front a camera. Simply sitting, do nothing, looking somewhat bored, her charms are already considerable. She’s quite pretty. A voice from off-camera asks her to stand up. She does so, and her charms become even more apparent. She’s tall, with a great body. She’s asked to turn around “slowly”, and her charms increase exponentially. She’s also got a great butt.

We learn that she is there to be a “model”. We hear her asked to take her clothes off. We see a look of perplexity come over her face. “Wait,” she asks, “what does that have to do with regular modeling?”

It seems Ariel was unaware exactly what kind of modeling she would be expected to do. She threatens to walk out. There is some back and forth between her and the man behind the camera about the little detail of her, uuhhhmmm, clothing. Soon enough, though, she agrees to stay and at least explore this unexpected business opportunity.

The man behind the camera soon comes out in front of the camera and stands with Ariel. He’s balding, overweight and middle-aged. He puts his hands on her in a proprietary way. She looks uncomfortable at his touch. He tells her to relax. He fondles her breasts. He squeezes them hard. She complains that it hurts. He puts his hand against her neck. She complains that he’s choking her. He explains that he’s just seeing what she is capable of.

She calls him crazy. He starts to spank her. He also kisses her and fondles her, again in a proprietary fashion. His attitude is that he can do whatever he wants to her. He tells her to take her shirt off. She refuses. Her turns her around and spanks her bottom. Hard. “Omigod!” she exclaims. And this time she takes her shirt completely off.

We’re less than 5 minutes into this video, and I’m already extremely turned on. The fantasy of a beautiful young woman being taken advantage of and forced to do sexual acts against her will is being acted out exquisitely.

Next comes more fondling, more kissing, and more discomfort on the part of Ariel. He slaps her breasts. He pulls down her pants. Incredible butt. He slaps it. Hard. She exclaims in pain. He hurts her breasts some more, squeezes her butt cheeks, slaps them. He’s letting her know he owns them.

Ariel threatens to leave again, but she doesn’t. He continues to swat her bottom, She exclaims in surprise. She looks pained. She invokes the Supreme Being a number of times. He holds her hair and slaps her butt. He re-positions her roughly. He slaps her breasts. She seems stunned, barely able to process what she’s being subjected to. He tells her she’s free to go, even as he continues to take liberties with her luscious body.

He gets her over his knee and starts spanking her in earnest. She moans and gasps audibly. She says she doesn’t like it. He continues. She looks distressed and pained.

He removes all of her clothing. Her long, naked body draped over his lap is a beautiful sight. Her little moans and gasps are sexy. She asks if she can get paid now. He says she’s not done yet, and she can leave, but she won’t get paid. She agrees to stay.

Next comes more spanking on her beautiful, nude derriere, and more pained and shocked invocations by Ariel to her Deity. Louder gasps, moans and exclamations. The swats continue. Her sweet buttocks are red.

He gives her a choice get more spanks or suck his cock.
“I’m not going to suck your cock,” she declares.

More spanks. Harder. “Okay,” she says, “I’ll suck your cock.” But he doesn’t stop spanking right away. “Please!” she begs to suck his cock. He puts her down on her knees in front of him. “Let’s see how good you are,” he says.

She holds his hard cock, looks at it and seems to take a deep breath, if she needs to steel herself. Then she goes to work like, in my opinion, a pro. Or at least an experienced amateur He calls her a good little cock sucker. Even so, she appears to gasp and choke as she takes it all in. Still, she goes at it with technique and gusto.

He makes her look up at him. Se has big beautiful eyes. He decides she needs some more spanking. He hauls her ass back up over his lap. She struggles with the swats on her beautiful red buttocks. Her voice sounds like it’s breaking. She appears to be in tears. She begs for the spanking to end, and for other activities to resume. He allows her to suck his cock some more.

He decides that he wants to fuck her instead. They do various positions. He spanks her at key interludes throughout, a few slaps here and there, to keep her in line. He humiliates her in other ways, putting his fingers in her mouth or in her anus, or being rough to her breasts.

Even when he’s not doing any of those things, she moans in pain and complains that his cock hurts inside her. Almost every time she complains about the pain, he spanks her again. The more she protests, the more she gets spanked.

She asks to swallow his cum. He assents. She goes back to sucking his cock. She goes at it well, as usual, but she looks spent. At one point she says, “I want to go home.” Eventually, he comes.

But it’s not quite over for Ariel. “Let me see that ass,” he orders. She turns and shows him, on her hands and knees. There are broken blood vessels everywhere. She begs to go home, and he tells her to crawl off. She does. Her beautiful rear end retreats. He can’t resist another swat to help it along the way. In his position, I’d have taken another shot myself. It’s hard to say good-bye to something so beautiful.






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Resolved by Corporal Punishment 5: Tara — Raven Hill Studios

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When future cultural anthropologists trace the origin of the phenomenon known as Reality TV, the the roots will not be Survivor or any other show from the 90’s. It’ll be the People’s Court, a TV show from the early 80’s.

No actors, no re-creations — the People’s Court showed actual small claims court litigants telling their stories to a judge, who enacted real, binding justice. The people were real, the stories were real, and the verdicts were real.

Flash forward to the creative geniuses at Raven Hill Studios, who find real women that will have their real criminal matter resolved by a spanking. The studio pays her debt, and she pays with her own pound of flesh. Nice concept, if you can find a hot chick willing to play along. And with that stipulation in mind … enter Tara.

Tara is an attractive young woman who didn’t pay her phone bill. Now she’s in legal trouble, and she owes a lot of money that she doesn’t have. She agrees to spanking from Raven Hill to get herself off the hook.

Tara looks young. She can’t be much more than 18. She has a pretty face and a beautiful body. She has long, toned arms and legs, and a cute, pert little derriere. And a thin waist. And she’s stacked. One regret about this movie is that although you see her wondrous cleavage, her shirt stays on. Ahh well, the imagination is still a wonderful aphrodisiac.

Tara’s other problem, besides her legal difficulties, is her hair. She has a short blond coif with a set of interspersed highlights that would appall Kate Gosselin. But Tara has such a cute face, and such a nice body, that the hair’s not an issue. She’s still beautiful.

Another great thing about Tara — she can’t handle the spanking. Not at all. She’s no stoic. Her reactions are wonderful.

The spanking takes place in three parts: over the knee, bent over for the paddle, and bent over for the cane. The spanker is a thin, elderly, grandfatherly sort of gent. He doesn’t look like much of a spanker, but looks can be deceiving. He sure takes care of little Tara.

Tara pullks down her tight little pants, goes over his knee, and the spanking commences. The poor girl starts crying almost immediately, real tears dripping down the nose and cheeks of her pretty little face.

The spanker doesn’t wallop her, but he doesn’t go easy, either. He keeps up a nice pace, and like a stern grandfather, he lectures her. Through her tears and sobs, Tara promises never to do it again.

One cool (and very un-grandfatherly) thing the spanker does is cop a feel. In fact, he does it multiple times. I don’t blame him — she has a great butt. Tara doesn’t seem to notice or care about his lecherous hands running over her reddening rear end. She appears oblivious, trapped in her own weeping misery. She’s probably grateful for the brief respite from the swats.

Another great touch is that during the breaks in between the three sessions, the old spanker hugs Tara. He comforts her. And she seems to gratefully curl right into him and welcome his embrace. It’s sexy to see this hot young woman reduced to such a crying, helpless, forlorn little girl that she seeks solace from her spanker. It’s a very erotic dynamic.

Since the hand spanking breaks down Tara’s pride and will to resist, you may wonder how well she handles the next two, more painful sessions — the paddle and the cane. As you can guess, not real well. It’s more of the same. Tara sobs like a child while the lucky spanker lectures her, cops feels of that beautiful, red bottom, and comforts her during breaks.

After the spankings, there’s an interview (shades of People’s Court!). It’s fairly superfluous. The interviewer asks Tara how the spanking felt, and she says that it hurt. No duh. But there is one funny moment when Tara, puffy-faced and tear-stained but still quite pretty, looks at the camera and says “I don’t have a very high tolerance for pain.” I think that pretty much sums up her reactions in this sexy and entertaining movie.













Merrilee, Pete and the Mature Couple – Part 8

The Story So Far:

Merrilee and Pete had settled in at Gorselee Farm.

The next day, most of the other guests had gone into Gorselee Village despite it being wet and windy. But they decided to stay in and play in their room. Merrilee had left her bag in the lounge and went to retrieve it.

She was gone quite a while – when Pete heard the unmistakeable sound of hand making contact with a bare bottom. He goes to investigate.

Merrilee was lying over Bill’s knee, skirt up and knickers down.

Bill apologised to Pete, but was told to carry on.

Now read on ……

‘Look, why don’t we go to our room and have some fun,’ Pete suggested.

‘Great,’ Bill stood up, allowing Merrilee to slide off his knee on to the carpet.

‘Right brat, pick up your knickers and hand them to me,’ said Pete.

‘And hold your skirt up, we want to see your red bum,’ ordered Bill.

‘Ye gods! What’s this, a double act?’ she asked.

‘Bedroom now,’ Pete said sternly, giving her exposed bottom a slap.

‘Come here Merry Brat,’ said Bill.

She moved towards him. He spun her round, giving her bottom a resounding slap.

In the bedroom, Pete pulled her over his knee and spanked her already bare bottom.

‘Ok Bill, your turn,’ Pete helped Merrilee to her feet.

Bill caught hold of her wrist and pulled her down over his knee.

She squirmed about – her reddened bottom was becoming visibly redder with every spank she received.

‘You’re another lousy swine,’ she told Bill.

‘Merrilee, that’s no way to talk to Bill, apologise this minute.’

‘Shan’t,’ she said defiantly. You’re both lousy rotten swine.’

‘You’re wearing a nice looking belt Bill, feel free to use it.’

‘Good idea, thanks mate.’ Bill started removing his belt slowly from its loops.

The sound of the dinner gong startled them. No one had realised how quickly the time had passed.

‘What a shame, I was just getting started,’ said Bill.

‘Maybe we can continue tomorrow if you like,’ said Pete. ‘You happy with that idea sweet one?’

‘You bet,’ said Merrilee eagerly. ‘Bill, do you think Naughty Lady would like to join us too?’

‘I can’t speak for her, but I will speak to her about it.’

Bill hurried back to his room, leaving Merrilee and Pete to get ready for the meal.

After the meal, everybody went back to his or her respective rooms to prepare for the evenings play session.

Merrilee had spread out on the bed a black mini skirt, white blouse, white knee length socks, black shoes, navy blue knickers and a striped tie.

To finish off, she tied her long auburn hair into two bunches.

Pete watched her transform herself into a cheeky schoolgirl.

‘No matter how many times I’ve seen you in your schoolgirl uniform, I still get turned on by it,’ he said.

She pulled a face – sticking her tongue out at him.

Running out of the bedroom into the lounge, Pete chased after her.

There was a cheer from the other people, when he caught up with her. Sitting down on a straight backed chair, he pulled her down over his knee.

‘Go on Pete, give her what for,’ shouted Chris.

‘Yer need some help?’ asked George.

‘Thanks gentlemen, I can manage right now. Maybe later, you can have a go.’

Pete raised his right arm, quickly bringing his big hand down on top of her skirt half a dozen times, he then bunched it up round her waist, revealing her navy blue knickers, he then slowly gave her a dozen hard slaps on them.

He had his fingers hooked into the waistband of her knickers – slowly he was pulling them down to show off her already well spanked bottom.

The door of the playroom opened.

Standing in the doorway was a couple. She too was wearing a schoolgirl uniform, her short auburn hair covered by a straw boater.

Delia stepped forward. ‘Hey folks, come on, make Mature Couple feel at home.’

Pete had frozen. Merrilee’s knickers were part way off her bottom. Merrilee, wondering why he’d stopped so suddenly – looked up.

‘Grandma,’ she squealed.

‘Merrilee.’

The older and the younger woman stared in horror at each other – then burst out laughing.

ENDS

Resolved By Corporal Punishment

Lisa needed money to secure a new apartment for herself. She intercepted a paycheck earmarked for her boyfriend and got it cashed. When her now ex-boyfriend found out, he filed Small Claims Court papers to get the dough back.

Lisa let us pick up the tab, and then, according to the terms of the Resolved agreement, consented to receive hard, authentic spankings for her actions. Cute Lisa’s tight butt is blasted hard, OTK, by hand, then is seared by the wooden paddle.

To make matters worse for Lisa’s poor bottom, she must bend way over and receive full-force strokes of the bamboo cane, striping her ass good! Watch how this genuine ass-damaging punishment cracks some sense into this otherwise good girl.

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The Lizzy Madison Stories

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Studio: Chelsea Pfeiffer Entertainment
Title: The Lizzy Madison Stories
Running Time: 15:41 minutes
Starring: Chelsea Pfeiffer, Lizzy Madison

Yes Dear Reader it is I, Your Humble Brushstrokes from The Spanking Spot once again on Spanking.com’s wonderful review site to bring you my brand of spanking movie reviews that you can indeed trust. This week we shall explore a rather short title featuring one of my favorite naughty girls, Lizzy Madison.
Now Lizzy who I was fortunate to do an interview with before she retired from getting that incredible bottom spanked on a regular basis. Is indeed as intelligent as she is beautiful. A fine example of one that I would be indeed honored to put over my knee. But alas it is not I that we are talking about but the equally lovely Chelsea Pfeiffer in this wonderful short brought to us by Spanking.com

Before we begin I do want to point out one thing, about Spanking.com. While many sites out there “pad” the runtimes of their movies with credits trailers and blank space. I was actually impressed when I ordered up this title. While the runtime of the movie when placed in a third party media player said it ran 16:28 there was about 47 seconds of black space before the video began. Now many would simply put the run time of 16:28 and be done with it. What indeed is 40 seconds. Well Dear Reader it is 40 seconds of less spanking that one is expecting and as all spankers know with a couple of well place swats upon a naughty girls bottom is more than enough to bring them to tears.

Now that being said I was rather impressed when I looked up the runtime that was stated on the site. Its listed 15:41, Exactly the time that the spanking ACTUALLY starts Dear Reader. This indeed is simply good business and indeed actions that one can trust. I applaud Spanking.com to make that distinction. Rest assured Dear Reader, when they say a title is a certain length you damn well get a certain length of spanking!

But what of the title Dear Reader? Well The Lizzy Madison stories is actually two separate unrelated spanking scenes, which is indeed ok with Your Humble Narrator since she gets spanked in different outfits and no matter what the outfit she is spanked in it is indeed a treat!

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